I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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