how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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