whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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