Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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