I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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