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I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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