one two three fourrrrnication!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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