I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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