Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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