im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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