It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Randomize
