a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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