So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Shame - the story of my life.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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