why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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