Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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