Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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