windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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