She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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