The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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