Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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