you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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