Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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