i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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