Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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