do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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