Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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