I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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