My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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