Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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