what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
a search helicopter?!
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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