Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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