God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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