matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
