how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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