New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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