Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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