How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
