normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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