So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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