Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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