You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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