i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
please don't ironically join a cult
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