$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Dicks are not precious.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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