Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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