yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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