Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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