Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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