Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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