awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Randomize
