i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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