i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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