I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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