Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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