i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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