So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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