Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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